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Retired Sleeping Mask

Officially Retired Napping Eye Mask

Regular Price:$3.99
Your Price:$1.99
Item #:FN-61083
After countless days of work, you are entitled to that blessed long sleep. Great for extended morning hours sleeping or that much needed mid afternoon nap. Just slip on the "Do not disturb" eye mask and enjoy!

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