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Over the Hill Tool Belt

Over The Hill Tool Belt

Regular Price:$14.99
Item #:AMS-21897
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Tools to Delay - The Unavoidable Decay.. Strap on tool belt includes the following items to handle old age with ease:
  • TYRD-N-OLD (for old aches and pains)
  • a tube of W-D OLDIE (to get the creaks out)
  • OLD-2-DAY (anti-fatigue pills)
  • a handy MAGNIFYING GLASS (to clear things up)
  • a helpful FART ALARM (to save the rest of the family)
  • DUCT TAPE (for sags and bags emergencies)