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Over the Hill Survival Knife

Over the Hill Survival Knife

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This survival knife is a humorous gift that is also a real 13 function Swiss Army style knife with gadgets such as a bunion file, pill bottle cap opener, ingrown toenail remover and denture scraper.

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