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Over the Hill Survival Kit

Over The Hill Survival Kit

Regular Price:$15.99
Item #:AMS-210001
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"If you're worse for wear, with well-worn parts, use this kit for a younger start!" Fun retirement gag gift. Survival kit includes the following:
  • Concentrated Gray B Gone Hair Dye
  • Anti-Aging Over The Hill Wrinkle Soap
  • Miracle Formula Over the Hill Survival Pills (all purpose antidote for aging)
  • Get Up & Go Dietary Fiber Rope
  • Extra Pair of Spare Parts Chattering Teeth
  • Oil of Old Age Industrial Strength Miracle Formula (to remove sags and bags)